Orlando, Here I Come!

I’m so excited I can hardly stand it! I’m going to the Global Pet Expo in Orlando in a couple of weeks! If you make it down there, please stop by and say “hello”. I’ll be in booth 2525, probably chillin’ out in my comfy hammock. There are so many things I can’t wait to show you. The best part is that I am meeting up with my cousins, whom I haven’t seen since last year! I’m bringing them an alligator, one that can’t hurt them of course. I think I’ll bring some Bandits too – we always eat like crazy when we’re together and I’m not so great at sharing. Oh, I almost forgot, I’d better pack some extra Bi-Odor – my cousins are known for bringing the ladies. Speaking of Bi-Odor, I had to discreetly let my buddy Thomas in on my secret. He’s a vain cat who’s very worried about odors, if you know what I mean. Well now he can relax, because there’s a brand new GoodByeOdor just for cats! Can you believe it? I hope Thomas shares it with his other friends – they could use it. Well, I’ve gotta go! I’m enjoying some Duk Soup, it’s good for the ferret soul and I want to be in top form for the show! See you in Florida!

January 2009

It's me, Marshall! I'm back from hibernation!

Actually, ferrets don't hibernate, but I went on a long vacation. When I came back I realized that I haven't written to my ferret friends in a quite a while.

Life is great and I'm loving my new estate. I have some new snacks that you'll want to sink your teeth into - they're called Bandit Stix and they taste so meaty, I can hardly stop at one. If you get your claws on some, let me know what you think of them. I can't decide if I like the beef better than the chicken...

Baby it's cold outside!

Thank goodness I have my little fleece blanket to keep me warm because I'm not fond of the low temperatures!  My parents filled my home with toys to keep me busy when they are at work. If I could just figure out how this cage door works I could have some real fun! In the meantime I just play hide and seek in my Elefun! It's probably better that I'm in here when mommy and daddy are gone, because the last time they left me unattended I accidentally choked on a bottle cap! And they say "curiosity killed the cat." Seriously friends, don't think it's a free vacation when the folks let you play around the house - better be careful or you'll end up like my pal Ozzie, but that's a story for a different day!